I Dreamt that Diane Kruger Wrecked Three Taxis in Berlin

One cold winter in Germany

Liam Neeson to a conference did go

But a suitcase was lost, he had to rush

Back through the ice and snow

He hailed a plucky Russian cabby

And together they flew like the wind

I dreamt that Diane Kruger wrecked three taxis in Berlin

Out of a coma and out of his mind

Liam sought the ugly truth

So to the plucky cabbie's home he went

To spy, inquire, and sleuth

But soon assassins were at the door

And they were behind the wheel once again

I dreamt that Diane Kruger wrecked three taxis in Berlin

Kidnapped by friends now turned foes

Liam faced a certain death

But the plucky Russian driver stole a cab

And we all held our breath

Metal justice was at hand as rubber tires did spin

I dreamt that Diane Kruger wrecked three taxis in Berlin

provoked by the film, Unknown (2011)