Public Education in the Ukrainian S.S.R. (1970)
Ed. by V.I. Chepelev
Radyanska Shkola Publishing House
Before the glorious revolution, children of the Ukraine ate swamp rats and dodged rocks thrown by the children of the Czar. After glorious revolution, children of the Ukraine excel in all sciences, mathematics, and literature. If you do not believe me, comrade, I have page after page of charts demonstrating the superiority of the educational system in the U.S.S.R. I make these available in English so that you, capitalist lackey, will know that our children will soon bury you in all areas of intellectual and scholastic competition. Truly, you are doomed.
Before the glorious revolution, children of the Ukraine ate swamp rats and dodged rocks thrown by the children of the Czar. After glorious revolution, children of the Ukraine excel in all sciences, mathematics, and literature. If you do not believe me, comrade, I have page after page of charts demonstrating the superiority of the educational system in the U.S.S.R. I make these available in English so that you, capitalist lackey, will know that our children will soon bury you in all areas of intellectual and scholastic competition. Truly, you are doomed.
